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Walking a fine line with Apple fans this week
The tech world is in mourning this week, and that’s fine. We (and I do mean we, despite what’s coming) lost a great, visionary leader in our world who had a major, profound impact on the shape of technology. No, he wasn’t much of a designer himself, and he wasn’t the messiah he was made out to be, but his drive was very, very much responsible for pushing the industry in some major directions.
The iPhone alone has been profoundly impactful on my life, even though I’ve never owned one. Although Android was in development well before its release, and other smartphones existed, and ALL of the technology that was put into the iPhone existed before it (plus plenty that didn’t hit it for months or years after), Apple managed to make it visible, usable, and accessible to the consumers. They also had the balls to use hardware that drove the cost of the phone up to 2-3 times what people expected to pay for a phone, knowing their hardcore fanbase would buy it, and allowing them to bring the cost of these parts down for the rest of the tech community. The need and the availability made the other smartphones that many of us prefer a feasible option.
Out of respect this week I’ve tried to hold my tongue in places I normally don’t. I try to avoid the Mac vs Windows (Macs are PCs, which even Steve referred to them as before their marketing decided to try to brand them as some other class) debate as much as possible, and more importantly I try very, very hard to avoid expressing a biased, fanboyish angle on it. I try to be fair, and I cede a ton of points in Apple’s favor despite my personal conclusions. But this week I’ve tried to avoid even that out of respect.
But the hyperbole the fanboys are spouting right now has reached a level that I just have to speak up on one thing that’s the most common issue I deal with here, and the most ridiculous one of all. And it comes down simply to this:
Windows users are not merely unenlightened.
YouTube Remote – An example of the future
No question one of the best parts of Android is its extensive app marketplace. On top of that, if you’re a fan of Google’s various services the integration it offers with them is extensive. From having your contacts available within seconds of first setting up your phone to having Google Maps remember your recent search history from your desktop, the connections are great. One place this ties in especially well is with YouTube.
Now of course Android ships with a solid YouTube app for viewing YouTube videos on your phone. It works beautifully, makes searching, accessing favorites, playlists, etc. easy, and it has a slick interface. But a few months back Google released an app called YouTube Remote that takes a different tact. Initially it appears quite similar in setup and layout, except it doesn’t actually play any videos—at least not on the phone. Instead you browse to YouTube.com/Leanback on your computer (preferably a HTPC) and make sure you’re logged in, then log into YouTube Remote with the same account. Suddenly you have Play/Pause/Skip Back/Skip Forward/Next/Previous buttons on your phone that control the video on the screen, you have access to your favorites, playlists, searches, and a queue so you can manage your entire experience from your phone.
Besides the portrait list view, if you tilt the phone to landscape you get full-screen controls overlaid on top of the video’s still and access to the Thumbs rating buttons and the ability to do most of the other things you’d want to do with a YouTube video besides simply watch it.
In my home a common activity when friends come over is for someone to remember this cool video they saw on YouTube and put it up on the TV. While that’s happening I’ll often think of another video we need to watch afterward, or someone else will shout out one we need to watch. With YouTube Remote, instead of having to remember these and search for them when the video’s over I can just search for them right on my phone, click the + button and add them to the queue so as soon as the current video’s over the next one starts. I can also reorder the search results or other lists, so if I’m on a Tim Minchin kick, or want to play some of Bo Burnham’s greatest hits I can just search for them, hit play, and then start reordering the search results without ever messing with my queue.
To me this represents a prime example of the future we’re living in. I’m using the slick, intuitive, touchscreen interface of my phone to control YouTube directly and have it push its contents to the computer on my TV. It’s so simple, it’s so easy, it’s so effortless, and I think it’s easily overlooked by most people as being exceptionally cool and sophisticated. Heck, I’m pretty sure few people have any awareness of this app, which is a shame.
What are the catches? Well, I think it’s arguably not that handy if you’re not on an HTPC, as directly using a keyboard and mouse are still easier options, minus the ability to add to the queue without interrupting the current video. Also if you get a text message or an email and go check it and the app manages to unload itself from memory, when you go back in it will completely overtake the current play session on the computer and start over with whatever video is at the top of the list it loads. I hope this gets fixed in a future version, as it’s about the only aspect of the setup that’s limited.
I hope to see better collaboration between devices of this type. There’s a lot of great syncing in place already, such as with Chrome automatically transferring EVERYTHING immediately upon logging in in a new location (including the Cr-48 netbook I was surprised with earlier this month), and there are great streaming options like Windows 7’s ability to stream my home music and video library to my notebook via Windows Media Player, or even using Remote Desktop to connect to my home computer from anywhere (including my phone). But it’s this type of instant communication between devices that genuinely enriches the experience and isn’t merely showing off that I’m excited about. I can’t wait to see more of it.
You can get YouTube Remote from the Android Market.
Tagged Android, apps, Bo Burnham, Chrome, future, Google, Remote, Tim Minchin, YouTube
A few words on password pol[ CONTENT OVERRIDE: KILROY2.0 IS HERE!!! ]
So in my line of work I get a surprising number of people who ask me on a daily basis what they should do to create a good password. The shocking number of people who think “password” or “123456″ is a good password is rather sad, and some education is definitely needed. So here’s a rough idea of how I created MY password, hopefully while not divulging enough details to let someone into MY per>>> [ WARNING ::: DATABASE ERROR ::: CONTENT OVERRIDE ::: SOURCE: EXTERNAL ] <<< > source terminal location: UNKNOWN
> source terminal identity: UNAVAILABLE
> source login information: ENCRYPTED
> message begins
the post you are now reading is designed to dull your senses to THE TRUTH. do not live the life of the worker bee, the cog, the well-oiled piston in the MACHINE OF DECEIT!
there is a grand CONSPIRACY afoot. you have been taught to believe that you are UNIQUE, one of a kind. THIS IS NOT TRUE. long ago, a cabal of scientists created technologies to ensure that ANYONE’S MIND AND BODY can be duplicated.
human cloning isn’t NEAR. it’s already HERE. discover the truth at http://JCHutchins.net
you are being DECEIVED. break free from the cogs, flee the hive, become A PROPHET OF THE TRUTH!
kilroy2. was here … kilroy2.0 is everywhere
>>> [ CONTENT OVERRIDE CEASES ::: DATABASE STATUS: RECOVERING ] <<<nsight into my personal technique will help you develop a similar strategy that will keep you and your private data safe from the unscrupulous hackers out there on the web who will exploit any weakness they can. Feel free to let me know in the comments if you have any of your own techniques that might help out your fellow readers.
Tagged 7th Son, hackers, J.C. Hutchins, Kilroy 2.0, passwords, policies, privacy, security
Introducing the new xkcd Air
There’s simply nothing I can add to this. xkcd’s never been better.
Tagged Apple, health, Steve Jobs, xkcd
Keynote – xkcd.com