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Creativity, distraction, and impatience

Occasionally I’m clever. Problem is it’s mostly spontaneous, short, and rarely useful. If I set out to do something clever or be clever I’m pretty much doomed to failure. But occasionally I stumble upon it.

A few years back (at least five) there was a post on the IGN Boards Vestibule (shudder) to post something completely nonsensical. I posted the following, which I wrote on the spot:

The earth really is flat, carried on the back of an octupus (of average size). The sun, which is also flat, actually revolves around the earth, flipping over at a rate of 1 googol per second. The moon (which, strangely enough, is round) is actually attached to the octupus by a giant string, and the octopus is using it as a yo-yo, but extremely slowly. The other planets are mostly illusions projected by the octopus’ older psychic brother, “sid” (not capitalized). The exception is Pluto which is, ironically, the home of Goofy, but, also ironically, this Goofy cannot talk. The planet, however, speaks in a thick, southern drawl.

Short, sweet, and arguably clever. I certainly thought so at the time, and elements of it capture my attention now. But what bugs me more is that I can rarely repeat anything of even this level, much less the exceptionally better writings that I’d love to create. Creativity astounds me, fascinates me, and earns my deepest respect. People who are creative fill me with awe, and I enjoy just basking in their existence. But inevitably I’m also left to some degree of jealousy, or at least envy.

I think my problem may simply be that I’m easily distracted and relatively impatient. I’m a perfectionist, and the catch with us is that if we can’t do something perfectly, we tend not to bother at all. When I start attempting to be creative and find myself not producing something up to my standards immediately, I walk away from it. What I completely ignore is that real authors, artists, etc. take weeks, months, or years to perfect their works, and I can only presume they all start with rough works that can’t possibly be up to their own standards. The problem is that knowing this doesn’t seem to help me. It doesn’t seem to put me on the right path. And worst of all, it doesn’t give me the idea with which to start. Perhaps that’s all I need is the kernel from which to work and I’ll have what I need.

Mmm… popcorn…

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Free Willy–wait, that’s not right…

I’ve seen this image before, but it popped up in my RSS reader again today, and I just had to share it.

It’s a sad and scary truth…

(image courtesy of Crooked Timber)

EDIT: Luke from LukeSurl.com has commented below and come forward as the source of this great image. Check it out on its original page, along with his other great work, here.

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A few words on password pol[ CONTENT OVERRIDE: KILROY2.0 IS HERE!!! ]

k2_avatarSo in my line of work I get a surprising number of people who ask me on a daily basis what they should do to create a good password. The shocking number of people who think “password” or “123456″ is a good password is rather sad, and some education is definitely needed. So here’s a rough idea of how I created MY password, hopefully while not divulging enough details to let someone into MY per>>> [ WARNING ::: DATABASE ERROR ::: CONTENT OVERRIDE ::: SOURCE: EXTERNAL ] <<< > source terminal location: UNKNOWN
> source terminal identity: UNAVAILABLE
> source login information: ENCRYPTED
> message begins

the post you are now reading is designed to dull your senses to THE TRUTH. do not live the life of the worker bee, the cog, the well-oiled piston in the MACHINE OF DECEIT!

there is a grand CONSPIRACY afoot. you have been taught to believe that you are UNIQUE, one of a kind. THIS IS NOT TRUE. long ago, a cabal of scientists created technologies to ensure that ANYONE’S MIND AND BODY can be duplicated.

human cloning isn’t NEAR. it’s already HERE. discover the truth at http://JCHutchins.net

you are being DECEIVED. break free from the cogs, flee the hive, become A PROPHET OF THE TRUTH!

kilroy2. was here … kilroy2.0 is everywhere

>>> [ CONTENT OVERRIDE CEASES ::: DATABASE STATUS: RECOVERING ] <<<nsight into my personal technique will help you develop a similar strategy that will keep you and your private data safe from the unscrupulous hackers out there on the web who will exploit any weakness they can. Feel free to let me know in the comments if you have any of your own techniques that might help out your fellow readers.

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PixelVixen707: The Lost Coin-Op

So just got the exciting confirmation that I solved the latest puzzle in the mystery of the Lost Coin-Op over at PixelVixen707. PixelVixen707

See, Rachael’s been searching for an arcade machine she played with at a then-local restaurant as a kid. She had a chat with her dad about it, argued a little over what game it is, and ended up making a pretty wild bet that one could track down the EXACT MACHINE she played with all those years ago. Seems absurd, and she was definitely kicking herself for it, but the thing is, they’re sort of pulling it off. And it’s taken quite a wild ride. To watch the story unfold, check out the appropriate tag here.

On a COMPLETELY unrelated note, J.C. Hutchins’ podiobook precursor to his forthcoming novel, Personal Effects: Dark Art has just been released on his podcast feed. I strongly recommend you check out Personal Effects: Sword of Blood for yourself. Now where have I read the main character’s name before…?

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Personal Effects: Dark Art trailer

All right, I’m posting this video out of obligation. Why? Because I’m obligated to do whatever small things I personally can to ensure the success of one of my absolute favorite authors, J.C. Hutchins.

If you’re into podcasts or podiobooks, odds are you’ve heard of him. His podiobook novel, 7th Son, was one of the hottest sensations in weekly serialized podcast fiction ever, reaching massive numbers of listeners, rave reviews, amazing guest voices for “The Story So Far,” events that stretched across unusual boundaries such as Second Life and street teams of dedicated fans promoting the book AFK, and that doesn’t even get into how damn good the novel (well, novels, as it was divided into three, driving his signature habit of making his fans feel “cliffhangered” to the extreme) really was. And damn was it good.

I have no interest here in recapping the novel for you, as I feel like anything I say about it will ruin each of the amazing surprises. I managed to go in late, yet still blind, so even the main plot was a surprise for me, making the reactions of the characters to the first big twist just as exciting for me. And every step after that was clever, drove me to the edge of my seat (which, btw, was dangerous since I was usually listening while commuting), and kept me listening for more. It just about took over my life for the couple of months I was listening to it, pushing all my other favorite podcasts to the side, and forcing me to sit in various parking lots after having reached my destination just so I could reach the end of the episode. It took me through a wide range of emotions, and I had to sit in my car long past the ending of the final novel to dry my eyes and regain my composure. Very few novelists have ever grabbed me that hard.

One thing that always had me sad, though, was that I didn’t get to be part of that phenomenon while it was fresh and ongoing. I came in after it had completed. I didn’t get the cliffhangering experience others did, and I didn’t get to join in the fun of promoting the novel with all the other fans (or Beta Clones). That always disappointed me.

But here we are with a new experience from Mr. Hutchins, and I think it’s something truly groundbreaking and exciting. And since I missed out on the last round, I feel obligated to be involved this time.

So, without further ado, I present the trailer for the new experience from J.C. Hutchins, Personal Effectis: Dark Art.

In a nutshell, if you didn’t piece it together, it’s a horror novel combined with an alternate reality game. The book includes various physical objects that go along with the story, such as files, ID cards, evidence, etc. These objects work as clues and contain information that not only goes along with the story, but more importantly, goes along with the game that plays out online, over the phone, etc. Now I’ve been assured by J.C. that this ARG is perfect for those of us who are either new to, or rusty at, ARGs (I haven’t played one since Majestic), as it’s an effort by the co-creator to bring new people into the genre with a more approachable concept.

So please, pre-order the book from Amazon (link is to J.C’.’s site so every penny goes to him), and start checking out the elements that are already in the wild. There’s a genuinely great blog from girl gamer PixelVixen707 that’s worth reading anyway for her great insights into gaming, completely ignoring the fact that her boyfriend (who she talks about on rare occasions) is one of the main characters in the novel. Or how about the site for the Brinkvale Psychiatric Hospital, where said boyfriend works? And let’s not forget the kind, helpful people at the support forums, Back from the Brink, which accepted me as a registered member not too long ago…

Whatever you do, don’t miss out on this killer experience from one of the truly great minds in internet fiction. I can guarantee this will be one hell of a ride.

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